There seems to be a bit of a trend at the moment where celebrities (or even 'celebrities') post pictures of themselves on sunny beaches in their bikinis, trying to show off their wonderful lives or wonderful bodies or both. Yes, I am looking at you Rhianna. Again. But here is another culprit — Kelly Brook — forgiven only because said sunny beach is right here in the fairest Cape Town, on Camps Bay beach.

Look, they are very, very pretty pictures, it needs to be said. And fair play to Kelly and New Look who made and sell these goodies she is wearing, the beach apparel seems to be very nice. And, while Kelly seems like a lovely girl, I was there in the UK to witness her extremely short-lived and disastrous stint on The Big Breakfast some years ago and will never really get over that. So, now thinking about it, maybe it is better that she sticks to making and modeling bikinis here on our beautiful shores.
Good. I'm glad we had that chat. As you were.