There are two key looks that Jennifer Lopez has gone for this season on American Idol. The one is short and pale and tight. And the second is longer and pale and tight. These are not necessarily my favourite vibes for her, but she glows so, you know, don't listen to me. But you can choose which you prefer. I know I am terrified that I am going to find out whether or not she wears knickers — pretty much at all times. It is literally frightening. And I frankly don't actually think style should be so damn scary.

A longer length skirt balances things out so much better, in my view. I mean this extraordinary woman is my age. I don't look like this. I don't glisten and shine and glow. And no amount of pilates is going to give me this figure. But MAN, does it always have to be SO TIGHT? What do you guys think?