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I have had it now. There have been three couture dresses in a row that Jessica Biel has managed to ruin for me. Last night Jessica turned up at the latest premier of her movie — which one is it? frankly I couldn't care less since I won't see it with her in it — dressed in Elie Saab.

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You all know how much I used to love Elie Saab. But she is wearing a version with a sleeveless polo neck. Exposing side boob. And making it look like her bust is closer to her belly button than her shoulders. I know it is not technically her fault. But I blame her. And those bangs. Seriously?

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The ruin of Elie Saab started with the last time she wore him. Which was only two weeks ago. In this Miss Havisham-cross-wedding situation. With a wrap. A WRAP. In 2012. Are. You. Kidding. Me? I am done with Elie Saab. He is going to have to work pretty hard to come back from these two abominations, I tell ya.

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But I won't let Jessica ruin Dior for me. I won't. Despite her very best efforts a couple of weeks ago in this pink couture gown. Which doesn't fit her. And that she combined with a gigantic necklace and — wait for it — matching earrings. I don't know if this is worse than a wrap, but it could be. Furious. Or am I overreacting? Let me know if you feel the same way about the Biel.