Oh Kim Kardashian. I just don't know what is going on here. What ARE those wrist cuffs? This was the dress that Kim K wore to open a milkshake store in Kuwait at the tail end of last week. And the dress — to a point — is actually completely gorgeous. And looks fabulous on Kim. The shape, the belt, the colour, the make-up and hair, the fit, the shoes — all damn fine. The wrist splints — what?

Take a closer look. The cuffs don't even fit properly. The illusion netting must be scratchy. The 'illusion' is disconcerting at best. In fact, this is the best fashion example of snatching defeat from the jaws of glory that I think I have ever seen. Ever. Oh Kim.