Well to be fair, my mate Victoria Beckham has not launched her new e-commerce-enabled web site YET. But she is teasing us about it through a series of videos, which she has herself voiced over. But in between this and moving her entire family back to England and designing her next lines of her several labels, she has also been shopping. In the same street in Notting Hill where I lived for three and a half years. Shit! Why didn't I just stay there?? Then we could be friends for realsies...

You can watch the video teaser here — but be warned, it is super quick and flashes and could make your eyes very cranky. Over to you.