Well now. This is just getting silly. How hot can a woman well into her sixties look? I mean when we think of Dame Helen Mirren, we think of The Queen! But pop a slinky, embellished, red dress on her, and this is what we get. Magnificence. Utter bloody magnificence.

The dress is Jenny Packham. The shoes are perfectly nude. The fan is genius. The jewels are real. That's all there is to say about this. Because Dame Helen Mirren is the actual queen — the queen of all that is magnificent. I have lost my words. I love her.

Oh, that new wife of co-star Bruce Willis? Emma something-or-other? Also looking quite nice in a teal Roland Mouret dress. It was worth a mention. She knew she had to bring it with the queen there.