As most of you know, bitch stole my life. And by bitch I mean Diane Kruger. She has my husband, my wardrobe, and every now and again she steals my hair style. This little Hermes bag that she has been wearing of late is so definitely mine, I can't actually believe I don't own it. I love it. Really, really love it. Clearly Di does too. And those metallic flats, as she was spotted in them twice this week.

Look, I'll take the purple velvet trousers and gigantic Bergdorfs bags while we are about it, but I don't want to be too greedy, so give me the Hermes bag and I'll be on my way. Thanks.