I am not going to say very much. I just want to make sure we are all up to speed on what Miley Cyrus had to offer this weekend. To cover all our bases: We know that she is talented. We acknowledge that she wants to change her style image and is doing so with wild abandon and every teenage rebellion trick in the book. We feel a little sad for her that her first big love affair is over. We know she has a fab little bod. We wish the tongue would GO AWAY. And we do hope that this passes soon so we can see her in some cool and interesting outfits, rather than THIS. All on the same page? Good. Carry on. As you were fashion soldiers.