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What the bloody hell is going on with this outfit, hm? I seriously have no words to describe my horror when I saw these images of Her Serene Highness, Princess Charlene of Monaco, and of course South Africa's very own royal. I am flummoxed.

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Let's unpack it. There is a gigantic a-line maxi skirt in linen — the stiffest of all fabrics. Thereby creating a beige tent on her lower half. Charlene has combined this small dwelling of a fashion piece with a twin set. Ok. Except that this twin set is also beige. And baggy. It fitted the fat lady of the circus, baggy. What the what?

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At least Charlene looked happy with her husband as they handed over a bus to a school. But seriously, man. Can I help? Please?