Urgh. Another trend I can't stand. Fish tail dresses were awash on the 2014 Golden Globes red carpet last night. WHY??? Kate Beckinsale can look great in a burlap sack, so she gets a pass even though I don't specifically love her Zuhair Murad dress.

And I actually think that Emma Roberts makes her Lanvin dress work with being really young and adding the earrings and something to do with the hair and make-up. But she only scrapes through. I think that fish tails should accompany crocs and fleece to the place that giant bell bottoms and bubble skirts went to sit and think about what they had done.