My mate Victoria Beckham recently announced that she is opening her first store. It is to be in London's Dover Street, a street down wish I wandered several times a week when I was living there as my office was only a street away. Imagine now. I would be permanently popping in to catch up with my fashion fantasy book club mate.

This was revealed alongside a determined 'never again' to The Spice Girls in the February 2014 issue of Vanity Fair from Italy and Spain that she covers. Nice knitted knickers, matey.