2013 Oscars Red Carpet Best Dressed Couples

The best dressed couples on the 2013 Oscars Red Carpet is a stupid category this year really, when you consider Ben Affleck. We are all just a bit in love with him this morning after his utterly grateful and tearful speech that celebrated his family above all else. But they are hot, these two. His wife, Jennifer Garner wore plum Gucci with train detail and Ben had his beard. Lovely, lovely beard.

Another dashing gentleman with a beard on this year's red carpet was the divine George Clooney. And in a miraculous second year of partnering, his girl Stacy Keibler was in a rather beautiful Armani gown. I would be more predisposed to it if her shoulders weren't so 'swimmers', but the couple together are dynamite. He would be better with me, of course, but until then, Stacy is doing nicely.

And then there was the final bearded chap, Justin Theroux, with his fiance Jennifer Aniston. She was wearing a gigantic Valentino gown, better suited to a girl twenty years younger. And I am also not sure why she was invited to the Oscars this year. Can you help? But they look very attractive together. So that's nice.