Look how beautiful this lovely young actress is here. This is Naomie Harris. I know. It's hard to recognise her without her ribs and sternum to help us out. But really. How magnificent does she look in this floor sweeping Naeem Khan dress she wore to the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars After Party? And the delightful little Chanel shift she wore the night before is also absolute perfection on her.

Sadly, the few nights before that she looked a bit shoddy in a poorly fitted Giorgio Armani two-piece. Sure she has the bones out, but it isn't a patch on the Chanel above. For sure. And the Altuzarra is just dull. We really can't see another black leather dress with sheer side panels, sheer slashed neck-lines, sheer whatever. Urgh. I just want it to stop. From here on, I never want to see Naomie Harris in a cut out again. May the Naeem Khan prove that point once and for all. Please. Thanks.