You all know pretty much how I feel about Jessica Biel. Pretty girl, GREAT husband, boring as watching paint dry. Just no personality. No humour. And that, my friends, can really negatively effect one's ability to look great in clothes. You need personality to fill a dress. Else it is just a dress. Imagine, if you will, this Dolce and Gabbana sheer black lace dress on Helen Mirren. A woman twice her age. Wouldn't it just be full of sex and jokes and fun? On Jessica it just looks awkward. Like Miley, trying to be someone she is not.

And it didn't stop there. Ol' Jess is all about the getting it out at the moment it appears. She wore another sheer look yesterday. It was a very cute black romper from T by Alexander Wang which would have looked all kinds of hip on Kate Bosworth and yet looked weird and a bit sloppy on Jessica. No. I think Jess looks good when she keeps things tidy. She is not sheer-girl. She is sporty girl. Stick with it. Let this continue to be a lesson to us all on wearing what suits us, not just what looks nice in the store or in the campaign images. Word.