A little while ago, me and my fellow By Hook or By Cooke panelists, voted this outfit on Mariah Carey, the absolute worst dressed of the week and in fact nothing more than a sausage sack of hideousness. Which of course it is, I am sure you agree. There is nothing redeeming about it.

Until you see the end result that is. This is the artwork for Mariah's new single. This is what they were shooting that day. And as you can see the photoshop fairy has been hard at work. Gone is the nasty plastic buckle on the hip — as well as the visible label. Gone is any evidence of cellulite or average human lumps and bumps. Gone. Obliterated. So that Mariah can look like a golden godess on her cover — and possibly in her own head. Let this be this week's lesson. They simply don't look like they do on the cover. That's all for now. Class dismissed.