Dear Daisy Lowe,
You are so pretty. Also you are building a successful career, you are well liked and seem to be a cool chick with her head screwed on straight. I really admire you and like the stuff you do with your personal style, in the main. But love, I am so sorry you don't have any real girlfriends.

If you did, one of them would have told you that your knickers were showing in your Saint Laurent dress at last night's GQ Men of the Year Awards. In every single shot. No one wants to see your knickers dear. Also, they would have told you that maybe you are a bit buxom to be doing the whole slashed to the navel style. I mean, it doesn't look bad, it's just that as soon as we see the side view, your young, luscious, perfectly formed bust appears all squashed and old-lady-like. Ugh. There is plenty of time for that, twenty years from now.

Both the amazing Laura Carmichael from Downton Abbey and model Suki Waterhouse did that look brilliantly at the same event. But they, like Olivia Wilde from yesterday, are not blessed with your proportions, poor dears. It just means that they can get away with this thing and you can't. It is a very small downside of your fabulous body.

In fact, you land up in the worst dressed list with this monstrosity from one of my favourites, Jessie J. I mean really she is wearing a skirt and a piece of fabric tied around her top. Emma Watson fared no better in her Balenciaga. I simply cannot understand your country-people's obsession with this girl as a fashion icon. Or actress for that matter. Shudder.

Anyway, let's turn to Rosie Huntington Whitely to show us how it can be done. She is obviously a very attractive girl, but manages to make sexy look classy. She is wearing a white PVC dress by Versace. You couldn't get tackier in theory. But she slips on a python Louboutin, keeps her accessories to a minimum and manages to keep her assets all covered up. It's about balance. You know that rule — show your chest or your legs, never both. You pretty much showed us EVERYTHING. Hopefully you will learn from this one. And get yourself a couple of girls in your life that will be honest with you. Keep it tidy and you will be fine. As I said at the start, you seem to have your head screwed on straight.
That's all for today. As you were. Carry on.
Style Guide xx